The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. He gave us this marvelous, leggy creature named Jordan Kingsley to feast our eyes upon. But here's the catch. He taketh our manhood away in the sense that Jordan has this attitude - want my gorgeous ass? You're first. And you know what that means. Rank humiliation and the inability to look your Dodger season ticket holding, beer guzzling buddies straight in the eye. Because you know what you had to do. You know you had to get drunk, grease up and bite down on a dish rag. Lest you think you paid your dues, however, think again. Jordan suffers short term memory loss. And the joke is on you if you expect equal time.